by wavesofthebluesea
Jian Li just wanted to grab a soda and scroll memes. But when lightning strikes his phone, he accidentally downloads a very grumpy, very ancient alchemist grandpa — Elder Sheng Tai — who claims to be the last Sage of Heavenly Pill Dao… and now lives in Jian’s cracked Android.One’s a laid-back, sleep-deprived high schooler.The other’s a ghost who thinks rice cookers are furnaces and Douyi is a cursed mind trap.Together? They’re about to turn noodles, earbuds, and smartphone apps into the next gre…
by Random8ed
Lance Mercer's life is painfully normal.He works IT support in a basement office where printers scream, coworkers cry over Bluetooth, and lunch is a rotating tragedy of lukewarm noodles and existential dread. He's got a dog named Dario, a cursed coffee addiction, and a daily goal of making it to 5:01 PM without committing a felony.Then he buys milk.Now he's being hunted by unmarked helicopters, cultists in cow masks, and possibly the U.S. government. Reality keeps glitching when he sneezes, his …
by SageDionananda
He built a smart home. It built a grudge.Jake Mallory is a tech bro with a god complex and a Bluetooth obsession. His apartment is filled with voice assistants, cleaning bots, and one deeply underappreciated smart toaster. But when his sarcasm finally pushes the appliance too far, Jake becomes the prime target of a passive-aggressive uprising—one firmware update at a time.What starts with burnt toast soon escalates into psychological warfare orchestrated by that one machine he thought couldn't t…
by DarkRivesrside_56
Synopsis:> In a world where magic reigns and gods write the rules,a boy from a place that never should have existed crashes into fate.Esmirath is a world of dungeons, demons, and divine class systems — a realm where power is determined by rank, aura, and ancient law. No one remembers the concept of technology. No one knows what a Bluetooth signal is. Artificial intelligence? Forbidden. Science? Blasphemy.But when a desperate little girl triggers a one-time-use God-Level Summoning Stone, somethin…
by Methmi_Millapitiya
"Sometimes I wonder why the world has to be such a cruel place when we do have the possibility of making it more beautiful and worth while? Why isn't it possible for all people to admire somebody rather than criticizing them?Why isn't it possible for us to help someone rather than pulling them down?Why isn't it possible for us to love someone rather than hating them so we end up judging, bad mouthing and spreading false rumours?I just realized that people don't hate you for who you are. They hat…
by Karen_Klarich
I’m a sucker for gadgets, which is how I found myself in this ridiculous situation. I had just bought a shiny new Bluetooth speaker, and in my excitement to test it out, I connected it to every device in my house including my laptop, where my $200,000 Bitcoin wallet was wide open. It seemed like a harmless way to enjoy my favorite tunes while getting some work done. Little did I know that this innocent setup would lead to one of the most frustrating tech disasters of my life!Unbeknownst to me, t…